Stranger Than Fiction

I really should cease all complaints I have in this life because the writers of Dexter give me a reason to live every week...

DEB- Why does she insist on sabotaging what she has with Anton just because of Agent Old Fart? I'm getting so mad at her nitpicking at him and everything he does just because she has unresolved daddy issues with Lundy. Get it the fuck together, Deb. Anton is a good dude!

QUINN- Can you please stop thinking with your penis? PLEASE? This reporter is out for the scoop, not your bod. Don't you see that? Why are your lips so loose? Why are you telling her all this info that is supposed to be kept out of the press? Why do you think you can trust this wench? UGH!

ANGEL & MARIA- Y'all are playing with fire, literally, so I suggest if you want to have your little nooners you come clean with your superiors about your relationship. That is all.

SERIAL KILLER LITHGOW- Dude... you are RUTHLESS! But I'm starting to see the method to your madness. JADED PREDICTION: Lithgow is killing people in the same fashion he killed his own family... his sister, his mother and then his father. I BET YOU that's what's going on (or some variation of that). If I've learned anything in my years of watching shows about serial killers it's that they all have a specific reason for doing what they do. So he's already killed the sister victim in the 1st episode, the mom victim in this episode so all we're waiting for is who he will choose as the dad. My vote? LUNDY!!!

DEXTER- Darling, I have some suggestions for how you need to proceed with your life right now.

1- You need to let Astrid know that her behavior is unacceptable. That little girl's attitude is annoying the hell out of me for REAL! I'm two seconds away from jumping through the screen with my chancleta to whoop her my damn self.

2- Don't bother with those dudes in your neighborhood. Suburbia breeds a weird type of husband that, trust me, you don't want to be involved with at all. Just stick to killing people and helping Miami Metro solve crimes and you'll be alright.

3- Please keep a better eye on Quinn, Deb and Agent Old Fart; if you get found out I feel like the show will jump the shark and I won't have anything else to watch anymore!

xoxo,
Jaded